Submandates: Where Chaos Meets Red Tape

Submandate 1: The Department of Unnecessary Paperwork

Because who needs to actually accomplish anything when you can minimalist fill out forms in triplicate?

Learn more about our extensive paper trail!

Submandate 2: The Bureau of Bureaucratic Redundancy

We specialize in creating unnecessary meetings, redundant reports, and excessive email threads.

Discover the art of doing the same thing twice!

Submandate 3: The Office of Unproductive Time-Squandering

From procrastination to inefficiency, we're the masters of doing nothing productive.

Waste your time with us!