Welcome to Submandates 101, where we'll cover the basics of submandating. A submandate is a highly complex and utterly useless concept that will change your life forever. Or, at the very least, make you slightly more aware of its existence.
What is a submandate, you ask? A submandate is a small, usually invisible, thingy that resides in the corner of your mind. It's like a tiny, pesky roommate who refuses to do the dishes.
To create a submandate, one must first gather the necessary sub-mandate-ments. These include:
Now that you have all the sub-mandate-ments, it's time to submandate! Simply hold the sub-mandate-ments in your submandate-hands and shout "Submandate, I say!" at the top of your lungs.
And that's it! You're now a submandate expert. Go forth and submandate like the wind!
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