Submandate 3, 1, 2, 3: The Ultimate Guide to Extreme Ironing

Welcome to Submandate 3, 1, 2, 3, where we explore the most intense, most absurd, and most utterly pointless ironing techniques known to humanity.

Here, you'll find the definitive guide to ironing your pants so tight they'll make your neighbors question your life choices.

Submandate 3, 1, 2, 3: The Techniques

Ironing the Socks of Despair

Ironing Your Pants to the Point of Suffocation

Ironing into the Night, Where the Shadows Lie