In a world where the fabric of reality was torn asunder by the whims of the Elders, the Submandates stood tall, their decrees a beacon of order amidst chaos.
This Submandate-4, penned by the wise and venerable Zorvath, decrees that all sentient beings shall be entitled to a minimum of 37.5% of the available snacks at any given gathering. Failure to comply shall result in the immediate invocation of the dreaded Snack Enforcement Agency.
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