Submandate-401: The Submandate of Discontent

Welcome to Submandate-401, where bureaucracy has gone rogue.

We're a government agency that's so dysfunctional, we're practically postmodern.

Our motto? "We'll do the minimum, because we can."

We're so disorganized, we've lost track of our own policies. But hey, at least we have a great website.

Don't worry, we'll get back to you... eventually.

Or maybe not.

Or maybe we're just taking a really long lunch.