Submandate 5: A Guide to the Most Elusive of Submandates

By: Zorvath, Submandate Expert & Professional Troublemaker

Welcome, Submandate Seeker! Are you tired of the same old, same old Submandate 1-4 guides? Look no further! Submandate 5 is the most elusive of them all, hidden deep within the recesses of the Submandate Universe.

But fear not, Submandate Seeker! For I, Zorvath, have cracked the code, and I'm here to guide you through the treacherous terrain of Submandate 5.

What is a Submandate 5, you ask?

A Submandate 5 is a rare and elusive creature, only found in the most remote corners of the Submandate Universe. It's like the unicorn of submandates - a mythical beast, shrouded in mystery, and only seen by the most skilled of Submandate Hunters.

But don't just take my word for it! Click here for expert tips on how to hunt down this elusive beast.

What are the Signs of a Submandate 5?

So, how do you know if you've stumbled upon a Submandate 5? Look for these telltale signs:

• The air is filled with a faint scent of desperation

• The ground beneath your feet begins to tremble with an otherworldly energy

• Unseen forces begin to manipulate the local wildlife, forcing them to perform bizarre and unexplained dances

And if you've seen these signs, congratulations! You're one step closer to finding a Submandate 5!

But, be warned, Submandate 5 Hunters are not to be trifled with. Click here for tips on how to survive a Submandate 5 encounter.