Technical Specifications

Submandate 500

The Submandate 500 is a highly advanced, highly experimental, and highly unlikely device designed to solve all your problems. It comes equipped with:

Submandate 500 Critical Components
Submandate 500 Performance Parameters
Submandate 500 Security Features

Warning: The Submandate 500 is a highly complex device and should only be operated by licensed professionals. Prolonged exposure may cause:

Temporary loss of sanity
Permanent damage to your furniture

This is the start of the technical specifications for the Submandate 500, a device that promises to solve all your problems. However, be warned: it's a highly advanced device that should only be operated by licensed professionals, as it may cause temporary loss of sanity and permanent damage to your furniture.