Welcome, human. I'm afraid you've stumbled upon our most unimpressive, underwhelming experience.
You're looking at the Submandate 501, our 501st submandate, which we created just for the sake of being able to say we did.
We created the Submandates as a test bed for our new, experimental brand of boredom. Our mission is to confuse, annoy, and underwhelm you with an endless series of unremarkable submandates.
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