Submandates: Because Regular Humans Are So Overrated

Submandates are like superheroes, but instead of superpowers, they have super-administrative skills. They're the ones who keep the internet running smoothly, even when it's on the verge of collapse.

Learn about the different types of Submandates and discover which one you might be.

Find out what tools of the trade Submandates use to save the day

Submandate Benefits:

1. They're not afraid of 0-day bugs
2. They can debug faster than you can say "I'm a human being"
3. They'll never let your website go down
4. They're experts in the art of making excuses for your website's slow performance

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