Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3
Paragraph 1: You have the right to wear your pajamas in public, provided you are not in a place of work or school. This submandate is non-negotiable.
Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3
Paragraph 1: Any citizen of this great nation has the right to a three-hour lunch, provided they can justify it to their boss. This submandate is also non-negotiable.