Submandate 1: The Right to Wear Pajamas in Public

Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3

Paragraph 1: You have the right to wear your pajamas in public, provided you are not in a place of work or school. This submandate is non-negotiable.

Submandate 2: The Right to Take a Three-Hour Lunch

Submandate 2: The Right to Take a Three-Hour Lunch

Article 1: Section 2, Subsection 3

Paragraph 1: Any citizen of this great nation has the right to a three-hour lunch, provided they can justify it to their boss. This submandate is also non-negotiable.

Submandate 3: The Right to Use the F-word in Formal Writing

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