Decree Number 427: The Submandate on Submandate Conditionals

WHEREAS, I, the Submandate Supreme Leader, have taken an oath to uphold the highest principles of absurdity and bureaucracy;

BE IT HEREBY decreed that all submandate conditionals shall be served with a side of existential dread and a dash of uncertainty.

This submandate conditional shall apply to all submandate-related matters, including but not limited to:

• Submandate-related paperwork
• Submandate-related meetings
• Submandate-related existential crises

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