Submandates: Because who needs actual deadlines?

Welcome to the Submandate, where time is relative, and so are you. Here, we'll guide you through the art of delaying the inevitable with style.

Submandates are not just for the procrastinators, they're for everyone who wants to make the most of their precious time. Whether it's putting off laundry or finishing that project, we've got you covered.

Check out our Submandate Calculator to see how many hours you can shave off your deadline:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Submandate Challenge, where you can compete with others to see who can delay the most:

We're not responsible for lost productivity, lost friends, or lost opportunities. Use us wisely.

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