The Submandate: A Declaration of Utterly Unreliable Intentions

Welcome to the Submandate, where promises are made to be broken

Here, you'll find a collection of the most questionable agreements, the most dubious declarations, and the most unverifiable guarantees. Browse at your own risk.

Submandate Definition: A promise made with reckless abandon, without regard for consequences or repercussions.

Example: "I'll be home on time for dinner." - Submandate