Because you asked for it, here's a library of disclaimers. Because, let's be honest, who doesn't love a good disclaimer?
Submandates are like fine wine - they only get better with age. Or not.
Submandate 1: "I'm not responsible for anything." Submandate 2: "Your mileage may vary." Submandate 3: "Don't blame us, we're just here for the free food." Submandate 4: "We reserve the right to change our minds, our pants, and our opinions."