The Submandates of Submandat-ness: where the bureaucratic red tape of reality is tied into knots of absurdity.
Here, the art of making things more complicated is elevated to an art form.
In a shocking move, the Submandate of Mocha Breaks has declared all meetings must be accompanied by a complimentary cup of overpriced coffee.
This submandate is enforced by an army of highly trained, heavily bearded coffee snobs.
The Submandates of Submandat-ness: where the bureaucratic red tape of reality is tied into knots of absurdity.
Here, the art of making things more complicated is elevated to an art form.
In a shocking move, the Submandate of Mocha Breaks has declared all meetings must be accompanied by a complimentary cup of overpriced coffee.
This submandate is enforced by an army of highly trained, heavily bearded coffee snobs.
This submandate guarantees that every decision made will be wrong, but in a delightfully confusing way.
It’s a right to be wrong, and we’re not wrong about that.
Understand the intricacies of this submandate
We're not sure what this submandate does, but it sounds like a good idea.
Maybe it’s a thing.
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