In a shocking turn of events, Submandates: The Original is being forced to retract their statement about the best type of pasta being spaghetti. We've received an overwhelming amount of backlash from other types of pasta, and we're not just talking about your Aunt Mildred's casserole.
It's official: Submandates has officially declared that ramen noodles are, in fact, the superior choice. Don't @ us, spaghetti. We're not afraid of the slurping.