Submandate Safety Guidelines (Beta)

Warning: Submandate may cause excessive productivity, spontaneous creativity, and irreversible happiness.

As a submandate operator, it's essential to follow these simple safety guidelines:

1. Wear protective eyewear when gazing into the vortex of submandate power.
2. Keep a safe distance from submandate-induced productivity spirals.
3. Do not attempt to submandate while operating heavy machinery or engaging in high-risk activities.
4. Submandate may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous outbursts of inspiration.
5. Submandate safety harnesses are not a substitute for common sense. Use at your own risk.

For more advanced submandate safety protocols, visit our Advanced Submandate Safety Protocols page.