Submandate 303: The Most Unnecessary Regulation. Because what's a little more paperwork and bureaucratic red tape, really?
Submandate 303 requires all submandate specialists to wear a different colored jumpsuit every Tuesday. Not just any jumpsuit, mind you. No, these are special jumpsuits with built-in pockets for all your submandate-related paperwork.
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