We offer a wide range of submandates for every occasion. Whether you're looking for a submandate to get out of jury duty, or just a submandate to avoid doing actual work, we've got you covered.
Our submandates come in all shapes and sizes, and are carefully crafted to be as vague and confusing as possible. Don't worry, we'll just make something up as you go along.
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