Sub-Mandate 10: The Unyielding Enforcer

You have stumbled upon Sub-Mandate 10, a document so dense and impenetrable, it's a wonder anyone managed to write it. This sub-mandate is a labyrinthine maze of bureaucracy, a Byzantine puzzle designed to confuse and frustrate even the most seasoned administrator.

Section 1: Unconventional Definitions

• Article 1: "Unconventional" shall mean anything that deviates from the expected, including but not limited to: unexpected phone calls, unannounced visits, and unheralded expenses.
• Article 2: "Bureaucracy" shall mean a complex system or organization that's more concerned with its own existence than actual function.

Section 2: Mandate Enforcement

1. Clause 1: Any attempt to question the authority of this sub-mandate shall be met with stern resistance, including but not limited to: raised eyebrows, pointed stares, and condescending sighs.
2. Clause 2: Failure to comply with this sub-mandate shall result in the immediate and irreversible revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: access to coffee machine, parking spot, and preferred chair.

Section 3: Amendments and Addendums

This sub-mandate is subject to change without notice, including but not limited to: additions, deletions, and revisions. Any attempts to negotiate changes shall be met with: stony silence and a firm hand.

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