Welcome to Submandates

Submandates: The Art of Navigating the Aisle is the ultimate resource for those who find themselves lost in the labyrinthine world of retail.

We'll guide you through the uncharted territories of clearance sales, hidden discounts, and the subtle art of finding the perfect parking spot.

Whether you're a seasoned pro or a hapless amateur, Submandates has got you covered.

Key Concepts:

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Respect your fellow shoppers.

Don't touch the merchandise.

Don't be that person.