Submandates are the unsung heroes of the bureaucratic world. They are the ones who keep the paperwork flowing, the reports filed, and the coffee machines stocked.
But have you ever noticed how often the submandates get blamed for the missing socks? It's a travesty, really.
Here's the story of the submandates who lost the war on sock-maintenance.
It started innocently enough. A submandate, let's call him Bob, was tasked with inventorying the sock supplies for the office. He double-checked the shelves, triple-checked the stockroom, and quadruple-checked the inventory reports.
But still, the socks kept disappearing.
Bob was at a loss. He consulted with the higher-ups, who told him to just "get a grip" and "stop worrying about it." But Bob knew something was amiss.
And then, it happened. The submandates' union went on strike, demanding better sock-maintenance protocols and a 4-day workweek.
It was a turning point in the history of submandates everywhere.
But what happened next? Read the rest of the story