Welcome to Level 1 of our esteemed Submandate Services, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form. Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.
Our expert coaches will help you perfect the art of doing nothing, providing you with the skills to avoid even the most pressing of tasks.
From browsing cat videos to playing endless games of Solitaire, our team will show you the secrets to making the most of your time.
Let our trained professionals guide you through the vast expanse of the internet, ensuring you never find anything productive.
By proceeding, you acknowledge that you are aware that doing nothing is not, in fact, doing something. But don't worry, we won't tell.