Welcome to Submandates Suburbia, where the art of doing nothing is a revered profession. Here, the streets are paved with bureaucratic red tape and the skies are always on fire. Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy."
Learn about our esteemed Bureaucracy Department, where every form is a form, every meeting is a meeting, and every meeting is a meeting about meetings.
Meet the Submandates Suburbia Committee, a group of esteemed experts who have spent years mastering the art of doing nothing.
Check out our Registry of Unfulfilled Dreams, where the most ambitious projects are reduced to mere footnotes in the margins of history.