THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO TEAR-JECTING

Tear-jecting: the art of applying the perfect amount of tears to any situation. Too little, and you're not getting the full effect. Too much, and you're just a mess.

It's a delicate dance, but one that requires precision, skill, and a healthy dose of emotional baggage.

Here's a few techniques to help you get started:

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