Extreme ironing is a discipline of endurance ironing, where one must iron a garment while facing extreme conditions such as high winds, steep hills, and raging rivers. It's like ironing, but with more sweat.
Technique 3: The Extreme Ironer's Guide to Ironing While Hanging From a Cliff
Warning: Do not attempt this technique without proper training or a strong stomach.
1. Always wear a helmet while ironing from a cliff.
2. Never iron a shirt with a loose thread; it'll get caught on a rock.
3. Practice your ironing while dangling from a zip line for at least 6 hours a week.
4. Do not iron on a moving train. You'll end up with more wrinkles than when you started.
5. Never trust a friend who offers to iron your pants while you're asleep.
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