Terms of Service

We reserve the right to be as vague as possible in this agreement.

By using our services, you agree to be a decent human being and not a robot.

We are not responsible for your lack of common sense.

Definitions

We're not liable for anything. Don't sue us.

We're not paying you for anything. You're on your own.

There are none. Don't expect any.

We're not responsible for your own incompetence.

We've updated our indemnification to be even less helpful.

Don't read this. It's just a bunch of legalese.

But if you must, it says we can change our minds at any time.

And we will.