Welcome to the most epic time-traveling adventure of the year! Today, we're going back to the dawn of civilization and exploring the wild world of Submandates. These ancient, forgotten, and utterly useless concepts will transport you to a time before memes and irony.
In the early days of humanity, the Submandate of Submandates was the ultimate symbol of power and authority. It was a mysterious, glowing rectangle with a single button that did... well, we're not really sure what it did, but it looked cool, right?
Learn more about the Submandate of SubmandatesIn the dark ages, before the rise of social media, people were obsessed with the Submandate of Submandate-ness. It was all about finding the perfect balance between being a Submandate and being a Submandate-in-training. Don't ask us how it worked, just go with it.
Read about Submandate-ness and its many, many layers