PROTOCOL INTERPRETATION WORKSHOP

Welcome to the Protocol Interpretation Workshop, where we're here to confuse you with the most obtuse, Byzantine, and Byzantinian protocols in the land.

Lesson 1: The Art of Sarcasm

In this workshop, we'll delve into the intricate world of protocols, where the only constant is change, and the only thing that's always the same is the confusion.

A confused face with a question mark above it

Learn how to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of protocol-speak, where 'maybe' means 'maybe' and 'definitely' means 'not quite sure'.

Subpage: Protocol Sarcasm 101

Protocol Sarcasm 101

In this subpage, we'll explore the finer points of sarcasm in protocol, where 'yes' means 'no', 'no' means 'yes', and 'maybe' means 'ask again'.

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