Did you know that 7 out of 10 Tuesday mornings start with a 50% chance of existential dread?
Also, an alarming 9 out of 10 Tuesdays are predicted to have a 75% chance of your coworkers microwaving fish in the break room.
And, in a shocking turn of events, 100% of Tuesday afternoons are guaranteed to have a 0% chance of productivity.
Learn more about the dangers of fish in the break room.
Understand the science behind Tuesday morning dread.