Submandates: The Unofficial Guide to Wearing Socks with Your Pants

A Guide for the Fashionably Confused

Submandates: Because Who Needs Pants Without Socks, Anyway?

By Sock Hierarchy | Sock Ethics

Submandate 1: The Sock-lessness Principle

Don't be like the socks. Be the opposite. Sock Asceticism

Submandate 2: The One-sock Policy

Wear one sock, no matter what. Sock Solipsism

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