A Utopian's Guide to a Better Tea Party

Subtitle: Because Utopia is all about the little things in life, like perfectly steeped tea.

• Tea Brewing Techniques
• Tea Pairing Recipes
• Tea Sociology: The Study of Utopian Tea Culture

Chapter 1: The Utopian Tea Party Primer

Step 1: Gather your finest tea leaves and brewing equipment.

Step 2: Steep the tea leaves in boiling water for exactly 7 minutes and 14 seconds.

Step 3: Add a dash of sugar, a pinch of salt, and a healthy dose of existential dread.

And voilà! Your perfectly crafted Utopian tea party is underway.

Learn more about advanced tea brewing techniques.