By order of the Ministry of Uninspired Governance, Submandate 1 declares:
Section 3, Article 7: All citizens are required to eat at least 3 servings of beige-colored Jell-O every Thursday.
Submandate Number: 001Submandate 2: The Unremarkable Decisions of Wednesday | Submandate 3: The Uninspired Decisions of Wednesday
Approved by: Minister of Unremarkable Decisions, Wednesday Morning
Submandate Enforcement Agency: Tuesdays for Tacos, Inc.