Submandates of Wednesday: Extra Seconds

Because 3 seconds isn't enough, we've added extra seconds to our submandate. Because, mathematically speaking, 4 seconds is obviously better than 3.

Here's the breakdown:

• Extra seconds for the morning coffee: Because, let's be real, you need more time to wake up.
• Extra seconds for the daily commute: Because traffic is just getting worse, so you might as well have more time to stare blankly at a bus stop.
• Extra seconds for binge-watching TV shows: Because 3 seconds just isn't enough time to binge-watch 12 hours of cat videos.

Want to know more about our submandates? Click here for the Mandate Terms.

Or, if you're just here for the cat pictures, click here for Cats.

Or, if you're just plain lost, click here for Our Map.

Disclaimer

We're not actually a real government agency. We're just a parody of one. Don't try to use our submandates for real.