Weekly Mandate Meeting Agenda

Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Someone has stolen the last donut in the break room. Discussion and debate have reached an impasse. We need to get to the bottom of this.

Item 2: The New Policy Initiative for Doing Nothing

Our new policy aims to do absolutely nothing about anything for at least 2 hours every Thursday. Is this a good idea? We'll discuss it.

Item 3: The Mandatory Team-Building Event

We're sending you all to a trust-building ropes course for 2 days of team-building activities. You'll never look at each other the same way again.