Submandates: The Unspoken Truths of Corporate Speak

A submandate is a term used to describe the subtle art of saying nothing while saying something. It's like the corporate version of a Zen koan.

Example: "We are excited to announce that we are still in the process of exploring our options." Translation: "We have no idea what we're doing."

Submandates are often used in high-level meetings to convey a sense of uncertainty while appearing decisive.

Types of Submandates