Submandates are the unsung heroes of the internet. They're like the accountants of the world wide web, making sure everything adds up.
Whatdoinism: Because someone has to ask Mandate for Hire: Submandates available for special occasionsOr, as we like to call them, the Submandate of Submandates, for when you just need a good laugh
Q: What is a submandate?
A: It's a thing we just made up, and it's kind of a thing.
Q: What's the point of submandates, then?
A: To make you laugh, cry, and possibly question the fabric of reality.