Mandate Explained: A Primer for the Utterly Confused

According to our completely-not-made-up sources, a mandate is a decree from on-high that you must do something, or else.

But what does it really mean?

Well, imagine a group of powerful, yet somehow still benevolent overlords have decreed that you must wear pants to work every day. Not just any pants, mind you, but pants with a specific brand logo on them.

Failure to comply will result in dire consequences, such as having to listen to elevator music on repeat for eternity.

But fear not, dear subject, for there's a way to escape this pants-filled nightmare! Simply click here to learn how to apply for a Mandate Exemption.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, you can try here to learn about the thrilling consequences of mandate non-compliance.

And, if you're feeling generous, you can donate here to support our Mandate Exemption Fund.

Stay informed, stay compliant, and above all, stay in pants!