Gideon is the one person in the world who has managed to turn even the most mundane activities into catastrophic events prophets of doom.
Here are some of his notable misadventures:
- Tripped over his own feet in the shower, setting off the fire alarm
- Spilled coffee on his shirt, causing a 3rd-degree burn
- Missed the bus, but then got a ticket for riding his scooter on the sidewalk
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