Section 4.1: The Quest for the Perfect Sock Drawer
We, the Submandators, have long been plagued by the scourge of mismatched socks. No longer shall we be held captive by the whims of our laundry baskets, where the very fabric of our existence is torn asunder by the cruel fate of lone singles.
Thus, we have set forth on a quest for the perfect sock drawer, a sanctuary where every pair shall be paired in harmony, and the terror of solo socks shall be vanquished.
Our journey takes us through the land of the Sock Gods, where the ancient rituals of pairing and matching are revered. We shall not rest until every sock has found its partner, and the world is at peace.