Submandators are individuals with an uncanny talent for being utterly average. We're not just average, we're exceptional at it.
Our members are a select group of people who have mastered the art of doing nothing with finesse. We have a strict set of guidelines, known as the "Submandator Code," which ensures that our members are always on the right path to being completely, utterly unimpressive.
Want to join our ranks? Click here to download our application form in triplicate (because we like our paperwork thick).
Learn about our storied past and how we came to be the pinnacle of human achievement in the field of nothingness. View our impressive list of achievements and see just how well we're doing nothing.