Welcome, Submandators!

Where else can you find a more bureaucratic nightmare than the Submandators Guild?

Our members are experts in:

• Extreme paperwork generation
• Procrastination by design
• Unnecessary meeting scheduling
• Form 27-B/6 filling

Join us for:

• Free coffee (with 4-hour wait times)
• Free stress-induced ulcers
• Free existential dread

Visit our sister pages:

• Submandators Union - For all your labor disputes and coffee machine jamming needs
• Submandators Academy - Where we teach the art of doing nothing
• Submandators Guild Hall - Our very own palace of pointless meetings