Welcome to the Submandators Union
We are a union of individuals who have collectively lost their minds. Join us and find solace in our absurdity.
Our Philosophy is that the meaning of life is to make fun of the meaning of life.
Our Rituals are designed to drive you further into madness, but we promise it's worth it.
Our Union Rules are simple: do as we say, or face the consequences of your own sanity.
And if you're still here, congratulations! You're now a member of the Submandators Union. Don't worry, we'll never let you leave.