Avoiding eye contact with submandators: A Beta-User's Guide

Tip #3: Don't stare at a submandator during a meeting. It's rude.

Dude, they have 12 layers of bureaucracy, 3 layers of middle management, and 4 layers of prophets in their organizational chart. They don't know what they're doing. Just pretend to be interested and nod.

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