Submandators: The Unofficial Guide to Being Better at Everything
Welcome, Submandator-in-training. Here, you'll find the definitive guide to becoming a master of subtlety. It's not about being the loudest, flashiest, or most attention-grabbing. No, no, no. It's about being the subtlest. The most understated. The most sublimely superior.
Learn how to subdue your enemies with a well-timed raised eyebrow, how to subvert your expectations with an expertly crafted side-eye, and how to submerge yourself in a sea of subtlety.