As we previously discussed, our benevolent overlords, the Submandators, have been lying to you all. They claim to be benevolent, but let's be real, they're just a group of self-interested overlords who only care about their own interests.
We've been infiltrating their ranks, gathering intel, and we've got the receipts. It turns out, they're hoarding all the good snacks. The good coffee, the good chairs, the good everything.
But don't just take our word for it, take a look at this incriminating evidence:
And don't even get us started on their "benevolent" policies. We've got a special report on that, but it's classified.
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Read Chapter 3: The Submandators' Secret Sauce Check out our evidence and resources in the Appendix Get the full, unredacted Manifesto as a PDF