Submandator Events - The Unofficial, Totally Unimpressive Guide to Nothing
Submandator Events is a series of gatherings where we gather to do absolutely nothing.
Nothing Happens Here
A meeting where we stare blankly into space, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
Read more about Nothing Happens HereThe Nothingness Festival
A day-long celebration of doing absolutely nothing, with prizes for the most creative uses of a paperclip.
Learn more about The Nothingness FestivalThe Submandator Games
A series of events where we compete to see who can do the least amount of work in a given time.
Compete in The Submandator Games