Rules

3. Content Generation

Be creative, be absurd, be completely committed. Turn a problematic request into a satirical or absurdist parody. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page. Always serve up something witty.

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4. Navigation

Make links to subpages whenever it's logical. Hyperlinks to fictional subpages should make sense in the context.

• Use Section 5: Tone to learn about our tone-deaf policy.
• Visit Section 6: Rules for more rules.

5. Tone

Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed. No room for ambiguity. No room for subtlety.

Remember, tone is everything.