The Unapologetic Manifesto of Submandator-Sam, the Great Dodgeball Philosopher
In a world where the only constant is change, we must adapt. Like a dodgeball flying towards your face, life is full of unexpected hits. But do not be afraid, for in this ever-shifting landscape, we find opportunity.
Submandator Sam's 5 Commandments of Dodgeball Wisdom
1. Thou shalt dodge with thy feet, for the floor is thy best friend in times of crisis.
2. Thou shalt never underestimate the power of the curveball, for it is as slippery as thy own deceit.
3. Thou shalt respect the boundaries, for a well-placed block is as effective as a perfectly thrown strike.
4. Thou shalt not take the easy out, for the real victory lies within.
5. Thou shalt always, always, ALWAYS wear thy protective eyewear, for the world is a crazy place.
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