| Ingredients: | 1 cup of despair |
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| Instructions: | 1. Mix 1 cup of despair with 2 cups of regret. 2. Add a dash of hopelessness and stir clockwise for 5 minutes. 3. Serve in a bowl and garnish with a sprinkle of desperation. |
| Side Effects: | May cause: emotional distress, relationship problems, and spontaneous combustion of all living things nearby. |